First and foremost: 1) ” ”
The rest are in no particular order…
2) “D’aw, whosa cute wittle twoll? You are! You are! *rattlerattlerattle*”
3) Hit on them relentlessly.
4) Weaponize kindness. (and kill them with it)
5) Walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile away, and have their shoes!
6) Sing loudly and shrilly.
7) Come up with your own humor as a counter to the jokes they try to make. Skip this one if you are, in fact, what scientists like to call a ‘boring fuck’.
8) Requisition the holy banhammer from the vaults of the Admins and the Mods. FOR THE EMPRA- I MEAN ADMINSTROR!
9) Break into their house, tie them to their own computer chair with duck tape, and then steal their legos. Partly to confuse- Sorry Steve, what was that?… aw dammit, someone made this joke already. =( Curse you, GSQ!… now I gotta come up with one more
10) “I’m Doubya, lord of (website)dotCom! And in the name of my one true love, [favorite porn site here], I demand thy vacate these boards at once, foul demon!”